Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Recently a man on a United flight demanded money from his obese seat neighbor because the neighbor was taking up part of the man’s seat. I’m not sure why the man expected to be comfortable though, a tiny airline seat was never gonna fit such a big jerk.

Michael Cohen testified today that Trump overstated his wealth when he attempted to buy the Buffalo Bills franchise. That particular deal never went through, lucky for the team, because Trump never pays his Bills.

This week because of a new law in San Francisco, over 8,000 marijuana cases were dismissed. Thank goodness, now 8,000 people can go back to developing apps that deliver tacos to your house.

Valentine’s Day candy made two dozen kids in Atlanta sick. Guess they shouldn’t have eaten the heart that said “Hepatitis B Mine”.

Coca-Cola has announced they’ll be releasing a Vanilla Orange flavor. Suddenly, Pepsi is ok.

Virginia Governor Ralph Northram is in hot water after an old yearbook photo of him in a KKK outfit surfaced online. However that’s still only a little worse than when I thought it would be cool to go to picture day dressed up like Carrot Top.

Elon Musk has announced a new plan to get to the moon “as fast as possible”. Said Musk, “yeah, as fast as possible, come on, come on. Before the SEC finds out about that thing…”

Last night Adam Levine and Maroon Five played the Super Bowl halftime show. But personally, I can’t believe Adam Levine would be caught dead with a band as uncool as Maroon Five.

A Hawaiian Airlines flight returned to LAX three times for three separate reasons: Mechanical problems, weather conditions, and my dad following through on his threat to “turn this thing around!”

Facebook and Twitter have removed thousands of fake Russian accounts on Monday. Tinder followed suit quickly after, and now it’s impossible for me to get a date.